how the hell did we get the idea pink isn’t a cool colour
because scientifically speaking pink doesn’t even exist; it fits between violet and red on the spectrum but actually what goes there is infrared and ultraviolet and all those things we can’t see
pink is the ambassador of an otherworldly and unknowable realm it is the most badass colour out there
Life must be so hard as a feminist or SJW like they literally go searching for things to be mad at over nothing I truly feel bad for all of you
BUT LOOK AT THOSE PENS! THEY’RE PINK!
PINK!
"Unnecessarily gendered products!"
"But they’re just pink, we have pens in a bunch of different col-"
"UNNECESSARILY. GENDERED. PRODUCTS!!1! “
Anonymous asked:
meiuku-deactivated20150622 answered:
did you try styling it with skirts? if not, id recommend you buy a pair of white lace shorts bcus theyre incredibly cute and easy to match, i call it my ‘safe’ shorts bcus i can always throw it on when nothing else looks good lol, im pretty sure hhotaru sells them here and you can use the code “crystal10” for a 10% off discount
1 .Let her wear her red lipstick. It makes her feel beautiful and sexy at the same time. Respect it as well, don’t you dare smudge it. But when you get behind closed doors, don’t stop her from painting a masterpiece on your skin with her lips.
2. Don’t let her go to sleep without hearing your voice.
3. Flowers are never ever a bad idea, even when you don’t have a reason for giving them.
4. Wash her hair in the shower. You have no idea how relaxing it is.
5. Reassure her you love her. She’ll always worry about you leaving, you’ll learn why.
6. She’ll talk about her past when she’s ready, don’t push it.
7. Telling her she’s beautiful never hurts.
8. Give in sometimes even when you shouldn’t. She’s fought her whole life, it’s the last thing she wants to do.
9. Get drunk and stay in. She’ll spend most of her time confessing how much she loves you, and the rest of the night showing you.
10. She likes when you rub her back, but don’t touch her feet.
11. When she shaves her legs insist on feeling them.
12. She likes to talk about books, and loves when you write poetry about the color of her hair.
13. She hates to repeat herself, so listen closely.
14. Tell her stories about when you first fell for her, she loves to hear them.
15. Let her know when you’re having a bad day, not only will she appreciate the warning, she’ll do all she can to make it better.
16. When you count your blessings, count her twice. You really are so lucky to have her in your life.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers....
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
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lebritanyarmor asked:
expect-the-greatest-deactivated answered:
Come on wit it
alright . what’s the difference between love , true love & showing off ?
Idk what is it
spitting , swallowing & gargling 😂
LMAO somebody stop her pls
